Wednesday, February 23, 2011

How Many Calories Saved If Drain Meat

rebellion LLETRAFERIDA



¡QUIET ALL THE WORLD! RATATATATA ...
No, I will not trafficking the 23-F, where we were that day when we were doing in that archive when the bullfighter with gun (it seemed to some Swedish journalists Sweden, not Swedish, earth friendly id'amics) Pretty scary at all.
happens that some FIGURES OF LANGUAGE have entered, incomprehensibly have assaulted my brain causing me a headache Hyperbolic. They will come out of some bizarre synapses, some kind of freak connecting neurons have equal branches of dendrites for drilling consistent. In particular are two naughty and a convoluted pun CALEMBURS armed to the phonemes are the heads of the operation, and an army of onomatopoeia, will be the ratatatà ... which makes the dirty work. They want power, sent in my coconut, ousting the powerful oxymoron, the king of contradiction par excellence. Who has no contradictions? ... Life is full of oxymoron, as has been demonstrated in previous revelations blog. Beware of actors who have it all so clearly do not appreciate the grissos as sr. J.M ª Aznar ...
back to the fact itself. Wait do not reach the cerebellum because it is the maintainer of balance ... The fact is that the oxymoron, "King Republican" in my brain, even by the separatist nature rachidian bulb, the oxymoron said, has sought sources of inspiration and has consulted his colleague rhetorical question, who do not has clarified anything, as usual. After you have turned for help to the pun, was affiliated in one, have a dizzy aioli. The ellipsis
not speak clear, was borratxeta. The
ASÍNDETON has escaped, has raudament scapular. In
POLISÍNDETON, slower and thoughtful, has eixampat. He has advised anything but secret. The PLEONASMES reaffirm the in power. Suddenly a thundering voice from behind, from the cerebellum (have already invaded) and English. Is a metaphor traitors
- ... We're waiting for the competent authority, of course anthropomorphic ... (Anthropomorphic metaphors have more strength)
It seems that an undetermined number of metaphors and some sisters synecdoches seconded the coup, no totes; les de GENITIVO APUESTO* també. La resta de la família dels TROPS continuen fidels a l´ordre establert: les PURES i les METONÍMIES recolzen l´estructura del meu lletraferit cervell.
Altra veu, segurament d´una d´aquestes, amolla ARMADA ( no hi ha SIL.LEPSI, res a veure en el 23-F ) de valor:
- No pergues l´oremus, demana opinió als seguidors. Podrien votar entre varies opcions:
a) Constituir un govern de concentració amb adeqüada representació de les figures literàries més importants.
b) Continuem com fins ara, Oxímoron manant, se li reconeixen els mèrits.
c) Metàfores al poder, en són més i merèixen una oportunitat.

"Oxi" offended, discontinue anonymous democratic discourse and apostrophes:
- No! No way! This is too important! I ways and I decide to. So far it works pretty well together, each one of you represents a function, for its part, can not escape this, is ... and hence the actors out! We all get together the poetic function!

The uprising failed. Nevertheless fleet in gelatinous substances cervellines a disturbing question: who is the author's intellectual coup d'etat attempt in the brain? Abides in the shadow ... hidden ... Sujet Elliptical is *!

* English for heritage education.

LAST TIME: synaesthesia has been named president of the understanding, as has always been to mix the contradiction.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Ridgeway By Kelty Moab Tent

law and toilet paper

transcribe the notification has reached the offices of Hoangho SA, with acknowledgment of receipt.

Ladies Anti-System:

Pursuant to Article One of Law 1 / 2011, of specific measures against Block Hoangho, the supply that you have to pay a fine of 600,000 euros if they want Bic pens until the liened. In addition, every ten minutes that have you in my blog from now also will pay additional 60,000 euros (VAT included).

Which notify in the name of democracy, freedom, progress and Formula 1.

KEEP God VI in many years.

Signed: The Commissioner of Propaganda, the admirable Mr Goebbels.

Oh, mother, what will we do now? I've broken the vitriol but I have enough dough to pay the fine. Hoangho lord, what do we do? I arrimat im'han in the offices of commissioner said that I collect signatures A total of 500,000. I have asked if the signatures had to be printed in any particular format im'han given two rolls of toilet paper. I do not understand the metaphor. Porte signing all weekend, I signed 200,000 times but I have been asleep the peüngla. I think we should have signed for 651,650 times a little margin, no? Oh, mother, lawyer Hoangho, now what do we, if we close the blog?

Saturday, February 19, 2011

The Man With A Vi Gina

WANT




So angry are the children of the Valencian Country why not let them enjoy the drawings Super3. Hui
do not want "literature" Arguably this morning were four bars in the sky as clouds of Castellon as a vindication of God, but only expressed anger, because we have the cabreig except the TV-3, after so many years had already made our with programs of all types and quality, ranging from weather forecasting (the best by fans of this restlessness) mood until POLAND, Crackòvia, APM through broadcasts of sports, cultural programs, in order , all. Those who are above us in the club that archive complicity theft more presenters, players ... That something ere and our forwards!

Not to mention the politicians of Catalanophobia Meninfotisme PP and the Socialists, busy fighting each other since insultavem Toni LARA entonavem AITANA and worthless, LONG LIVE TV3. After so long is sad that we WANT to TV3, Channel 9 and above worthless.

DEMONSTRATION next Saturday at 19:00 pm to the lighthouse, you sure will many people of different ideologies that want to see a television in their language. Hopefully a miracle that we can return someday to enjoy "teletres.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Create Your Own Wwe Belts 2011

TV3 On pigeons and souls of the square fumadors.Tractat Maria Agustina de Castellón. PURPOSE





The glorious PLAZA Maria Agustina, pigeons formerly populated baptized with name (Eisner), with nicknames (the brave), with Nicknames less virtuous (the lame) has been invaded by noisy starlings to distress of the neighborhood. I do not know the names and nicknames potential of these birds contemporary not know their virtues, ignore completely if you eat sunflower seeds as memorable when friends went to a double primitive Copigraf xarravem notes and study how the non-football Chapel Puebla. Those pigeons were known
our daring, a group of young river in a little rat destarifant freedom and a few laughs.

Now instead of meeting other people: rumanessos, English, demonstrators, passengers, smoking, and anti-antifumadors antifumadors or at least anti-smoking law that no benefits, because snatches the privilege of throwing smoke in public places closed, playgrounds and it still needs polish (football stadiums, etc.).

Yesterday, democratic protest SETAPÉ bastards, while the PP (in this case does not mean Pedro Páramo) delivered by his demagogy (in this issue, eh? ... I do not). Waited a square "crowded" but "how are the plass estaba?" The square was deserted, the sun bathed the skin of anyone, nor rain, Barca did not play on TV or a book presented to the Commission that archive Castellón hour. And the glorious lord of the bar containing the promoter Spirit of revolt, a bunch of compulsive smokers, two pairs of guards with a quiet contagious, two incisors and a jackass reporter who went there. Not screaming or na. What a disappointment! what rick! So much anger, so much pol.lémica to stay "in the water Borrajo (mysterious expression)
When you give to know the opinion of wise and Colomera Eisner!
The Lord of the bar can connect with the spirits? pigeons have a soul? not a dove represents the Holy Spirit? Better read the Phaedo, not the Gillan, also, but in STAGE. Inside me I'm in a garden.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Mary Poppins Skating Outfit




Walk Matutes Saturday to see if the oxygen moves into neurons atrophied to the working week. Porte the world in your hand, nice metaphor, no! is the book of Miles. Mill
Second: you have cleaned your face, miss seeing inside, I am not the stick. Arrive at
Bulls: Watch them to me with respect, Windward and Schopenhauer ... Perot in almost no case do you ... poor! a little off because borratxet ...
I dry a park bench to read Rafalafena novel.la but I throw the pencil and paper over the porte tracksuit pocket, fictitiously sports today.
music sounds of "Out of Africa", what a coincidence, the author died A few days ago, coincidence? already know that. I write a few sentences to send them to radio Pograma author of the book that I read Dispose. It had to come in to read alone. Sounds
"Chariots of Fire", pretty well, but I think fall into the trap, I will not run. Comment

words:
is well placed the "HI"?
say pograms bet you know the etymology.

ACAPU THE HAPPINESS OF YOUR ANIVERSSARI Cositas! will recommend the I do not know to draw admire virtuosos of this facet. Someday we will talk to PEDAGOGY old, modern, group work, hand wand, creativity and trips to nowhere.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Victoria Secret Pink Bathroom

Does cow series?

The Observatory of the cow, after the regular weekly meeting of its Executive Board and through his press office has issued a statement that I transcribed on this blog. This does not necessarily mean that the bull that it subscribes Tuna says.

PRESS

The Executive Board of the Observatory of the Cow, meeting in regular session 6 This past February, has agreed to state that:

1 - deplores the advertising suppose discrimination , humiliation and / or intimidation female cattle, commonly known as the cows.

2 - Deplores the marketing of consumer products using the image of the cow, degrading it to infrabovins limits.

3 - In particular, deplores the image and brand advertising Cow series because it offers an image manipulation, crude and unrealistic from the cow. In this product, we are shown as a cow being bajoca, Trellat without laughing because he has stolen the milk to make cheese. No, gentlemen, the cows are not happy that people are stealing and then low-fat milk, the ioguritzen the formatgitzen etc.. The cows are not happy and therefore have not found any willing to quit laughing cow in their boxes of cheese and therefore there had to paint with a side of beans and we are here and everyone cabrejats cabrejades and We feel that the owners of that company unless they change the name immediately and therefore muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

4 - Deplores the budget cuts with the excuse of austerity, by the Ministry in this observatory, the object of so much criticism for not following the above official ideological line. (It is true that we are a very anti, but you are a buds!)

Signed

President: Perlite.

Secretary: Ramonet.

All Members: Isler Junior Remigi, Clovis, Manzanita, and Melocotoncito Albaricoquito.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Peroxide Free Face Bleach

The large theater in the world, Calderón, Quevedo ... Hoangho (with apologies) to


All actors are, it's all lies. It is increasingly clear, I have evidence.
long time ago that I know, before the Truman Show. Often the "writers" are correct and nailed the leg, so that this degenerates into a "Trapped in time", where "the monotony kills dynamics conceptual creativity, "and hence is when they suspected: the same faces, same places ... someone tell me" then travels more acartonao! "I have checked: Salamanca, Granada, Pamplona, \u200b\u200band abroad (in relation to the English border) errors garrafals always see an extra descarriat some figures and known me pose alert. What does this / to here for So far the Terreta?

I tell anecdotes (such anecdotes are not) that make "the tip of Vellore" (poetic license, for Tiquis-ordination):
glorious Sunday Madalena, a bar full of smoke (bufff, Why were beasts!) with a group of friends. A cover of the newspaper about the city, the inevitable Mediterraneo, with the image of a lady "weight", round face, a color Titot, leaving religiously to prayer "with its best gala". I made some comments, let soften, about jocosos paints did. A friend m'adverteix: is the mother of another girl there and this is worse, listening. I do not believe me, the whole province of Castellon (invented in 1800 and peak) and has to be his mother ... in that comb ... Well ere
truth, cagado was mega-cagado, as the television Boboto That's balloteig (actor twice). The girl still talks to me, everything is clear as theater ... I also want

to deceive others "trampantojos" as Matrix (I have not seen) and rolls philosophy such as Plato and the myth of the cave, or Descartes ... Calderon as literary and Quevedo (these would be the role that everyone has played) in the game for the club to please me, and now come a crisis of Madrid, but I will take it calmly deception, conscious and trying the carpe diem . Yesterday I rose to the credit and debit cards, and no reason to Unison. When I write these lines a fictitious actor quietly pass by my street wearing the shirt albinegra. What
little imagination!


not forgotten that our life
comedy theater of farce and the world
everything that moves the aparatus Instantes
fear into him and we all farsantes somos ... Quevedo.