The wonderful discovery of short Perot Granyana (Third and Last Part)
Perot: What idea is that archive? Let's go! I retrieved that archive stone!
Schopenhauer: Look, Perot: oxen for us, money is not important. We are interested in history, as've explained many times. So what will be going before the Authority, explained what happened, and together go to the place where the Virgin Mary. So to avoid the ridiculous faces again.
Perot : And the reward? And my reward?
Schopenhauer: women are equally, I guess.
Perot: I suppose? No, I do not m'arrisque to lose it. If you accompany me, I will go alone.
Schopenhauer: I know find the site?
Perot (after fifteen seconds of silence): Let Authority.
Windward : Let's go! And by the way, Schopi, this is Plaerdemavida the cow from whom I have spoken ...
Plaerdemavida : Hi, pleased to meet you. I'll tell Hauer, if you do not mind, it is more authentic and traditional.
Thus, the delegation composed of Windward and Plaerdemavida, Schopenhauer, marraixa Perot and Perot took that wine to gladden the tour, was presented again before the Authority.
Human : Again here, Perot? I have already said that ... Ah! I see that come together.
while All: Good morning, gentlemen.
Windward : Why brings you sunglasses if this room is in darkness?
Human: Because I feel like it, ox! (In low voice) end up wrong with these animals.
Perot: We came for the reward ...
Beef: What?
Windward : Nothing, nothing, that we want to accompany you to a place, Mr. Perot has made a finding of Granyana important.
Human : What did you find? A wine cellar?
Schopenhauer: A figure that will change the course of history in this city.
Human: Do not shove me now, I have a round of golf.
Beef : Join the case, Human. If these two bulls have come up here, no doubt about the importance of what we possess.
Human: You are absolutely right. Let us go then!
Thus, Human, Bovine, Perot, the marraixa wine, Windward, Plaerdemavida, Schopenhauer and four advisors Human were launched. When procession passed in front of the farmhouse of Perot, his wife and their thirteen children looked down from the porch, with a face of concern.
Son eighth : Pareeeee, not doors where marihuanaaaaaa ...
Granyana Lady: Shut up, stupid, you were more stupid than your father (Bescollada Eighth Son).
Fortunately, the Authority did not hear the warning of the child, and continued very decent ride to the place famous. It was by far the nettle, but as some of the pilgrims were not accustomed to walking more than ten feet in a row, were having to stop to rest six or seven times, rest during which the wine was marraixa spray with its contents the throats of hikers. All except Plaerdemavida, persistent abstainers, it was not perfect, thanks to which cow and which today we have a withdrawal sober version of the facts. So when they reached the edge of the nettle, where the figure stood since Perot caiguera the pocket, all but she did see and hear a chorus of angels sang songs, very disciplined and very ragout. Some, more daring, had also explained that after hearing a speech of the Virgin Mary, but did not understand why was the drop in Occitan. There are even those he saw a group of nymphs appear in salacious attitude, but said nothing publicly in case they took to the drunk.
Human : Oh! What finish can find! What luck that the Virgin m'haja chosen to be the link between her and threatening.
Perot : Disculpe'm, sir, but the sex That's me, that I found yesterday.
Advisory First: What do you want?
Perot: I? My reward.
Second Advisory: Impossible! We have already exhausted the budget!
Human : I know that we here: a theme park.
All consultants also : Yes, how wonderful idea!
Beef: What you say now? A theme park is impractical. We are in the fourteenth century!
Human : impossible? Well, a statue, I want a statue here ...
Perot: A statue mine?
All consultants also : No, stupid. (Pointing Human). A statue of him.
Perot : And my reward?
Human : Give him fifty euros and street, please.
Beef (at Windward, Plaerdemavida and Schopenhauer): are crazy, these people.
In the end, Perot had his monument, though he did not get to see clearly. Neither was able to buy the Harley. However, fifty euros reward he received at least Mobylette for a second hand that made him happy. However, he was happy to just one week, which was the time it took the police to catch him blowing him and confiscated the bike. Finally, I would say, pressured by the certainty that humans will end like candy, that history ended in bovine wedding. But between Windward and Plaerdemavida, but between this and Schopenhauer. Yes, funny cow, ox to know that the novelist had taken his name and had made a capital character of his work, fell in love deeply, broke with Windward-friendly, and it ' No girlfriend did. Schopenhauer also love him spend a few verses after he stole a famous Italian poet in the face harder than Petrarch. And Windward ... You do not have pity Windward. Windward gentlebou that was especially valued the friendship of Schopenhauer, The article further però valorava cos i will assess the infinitat of vaquetes is going anar trobant in llarg seu cami.
